The old Pimple Puss page of Prank Calls :: FREE prank calls

These are the free prank calls that were on the old PIMPLE PUSS page.
Click on the image to play the prank call!

A romantic mix of porn music and a lot of killer prank calls by yours truly, Bobby Pyn.
Be warned, after listening to this porn/prank call remix you may have sudden urges to pick up a phone to make prank calls while being intimate! It is highly reccomended that you play this while taking a bath!
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This guy gets a wee bit upset that he keeps getting calls with buttons being pressed. He has an idea to have his buddy answer the phone and yell a few choice words in spanish. Being the savy prank call bastard that I am, I record all of it. After his buddy can't make the calls stop with his spanish vulgarity, he finally let's the fisrt guy answer the phone again. "Big D", as I like to call the first guy, is very pissed off at this point. In fact, "big D" is so pissed off that he doesn't even know that he is now yelling at a recording of his friend cussing at me from only a few seconds ago! This call will have you in tears!

In this prank call I get the rare chance to talk to the famous "Dog the bounty hunter" and find out some things about my bond. They don't really want to help me and it starts to get a tad bit ugly. These guys really love to ask questions...can you tell they wanted to be cops as kids? You can feel the Hawaiin aloha spirit in this call for sure! This call is very long just like you like it, almost 10 min.'s of nonsense. Enjoy it bra!

What a very strange call this is! Listen close as we take a tour of the elderly mind at it's most confused. I honestly can't explain this call because I still don't understand it myself. Do you think I'll go to hell for this one?

Everyone knows there is always fun to be had with local rdaio stations and this call proves that once again! Featured in this call is non other than the famous Mr. Ken Voit. You will remember Ken from the Star Wars radio call in which Kenny get's a wee bit upset with some of the on air fun.  Here he's a little confused about how I got his phone number and frankly so am I...sometimes I amaze myslef. Awwww good times...sit back and enjoy!

Obsessive to say the least, but I've been called worse! When you have such great communication such as these two give us, how can you stop calling? I mean really, is 2 months of calling almost every 15 to 20 minutes obsessive? You be the judge. This is almost 4 minutes of some of the best responses without having to ever say a word! Sometimes all it takes is a obsessive compulsive disorder to make everyone laugh.

This hotel call is a favorite of mine and many others. As a valued employee of this fine hotel I find it my duty to look into red flags. After a nice courtesy call to this ladies room at a decent hour, she want's to play hardball and tell me how she knows the owner. That doesn't fly with me and I tell her it would be a good idea to come on down to the front desk. Anyone else think she needs to spit?

In this call I am doing my best to try and break language barrier between me and a new drug dealer. From what I was told  he had a pretty good crop this season and is selling it super cheap so he can afford to buy a drop house...yeah he's a coyote!. I'm almost positive he said he'd hook me up.

Paris Hilton: The pretty, pretty princess that she is has a potty mouth she wants you to hear. This is a short call where I get called a "fag" by the ever charming Paris Hilton. What ever could have made her so upset? Maybe it was because her phone book was posted online or maybe she was drunk and in her car...oops! Sorry Paris baby!

Some say this could be Paris Hilton's sister playing a joke on me? I have no idea, but she did call me a "FAG" in this call just like Paris did previously so maybe it runs in the family. Don't you wish you lived in Malibu with the rest of the "in" crowd!

This is the call where I have a change of heart and quit my great job as the PR man for the largest newspaper in Arizona live on the radio. You can't beat the talk in the studio at the end of this call! Next time I'll learn to record the radio as well as the phone so I'll never miss a host going crazy on his fellow workers again!

I'm at a loss for words on this call...the help at the local rat shack are very eager to please a worried son looking for his mommy. I change roles as the lady picks up the phone and with my best impression of a rat shack big wig, I have her look into a couple things for me. For being a big cheese in the company, I'm actually pretty nice and give away some free steaks. YUM!

Not just an ordinary prank call...oh no, this is a phone mob! What could go wrong with a live radio auction? As funny as this phone mob is, half the fun is listening to the real callers! Stick with it to the end, you'll love it!

So I woke up early one morning, turned on my radio and heard this guy Bruce Jacobs talking shit on people who were waiting in line for the Star Wars movie. My ocd complex kicks in and I make a call...or 40! You know you love the sound of the caller ID recording in there don't you! UPDATE: As of June 2009 Bruce Jacobs has been fired. Lack of ratings and a lack of talent lead to his job loss. Sad really, I liked pissing him off. Technical Director Andrew Babinski of course is still there.
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